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Title:Ghost & other Paranormal Jokes!
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These can be long or short, just keep them clean! Here is one to get us started:

The following events took place in a quaint American town called Northeast Harbor, Maine. What you are about to read will sound like an old Alfred Hitchcock tale, but I assure you it is absolutely true.

It was a dark night that evening, and a terrible thunderstorm had been pounding the ground for hours. Stranded in the middle of the storm was a weerie old man who's car had broken down earlier in the night. He was alone, standing in the middle of a road hoping for the help of anyone who may happen to pass by. Cold and wet he waited. The storm so strong he could barely see a few feet ahead, until finally he saw the lights of a car slowly approaching him. It gradually rolled to a stop, and without hesitation, he jumped into the vehicle and closed the door. He was drying his face off as he thanked the driver for his hospitality. The car began to slowly move ahead, and it was only then that he realized there was nobody behind the wheel.

Frozen with fear the shivering man glared out the car's windshield and saw a sharp curve sign looming ahead. He had seen the cliffs earlier in his travels and became frantic with fear. He began to pray, begging for God to spare his life. Suddenly, just before the car hit the curve, a hand suddenly appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel. At least for the moment, he had been saved! Soon, the car came to a stop, and the terrified fellow managed to open the door and jump out of the spooky car. Without looking back, he ran through the storm all the way to the nearest town. Soaking wet, cold and exhausted, the man walked into a nearby tavern and headed straight for the bar.

After a couple of shots, he began to tell everyone in the bar about the horrible ordeal he had just went encountered. He described the spooky car with no driver, and the mysterious hand that appeared through the window. Everyone listened in utter silence to his creepy tale, when suddenly two guys walked in, saw him and said, "Hey, there's the jerk that jumped in our car while we were pushing it!"

- Tim Doyon, Founder of FindersCreepers
FindersCreepers, Paranormal Research & Haunting Investigations
Date Posted: 11/16/2010 11:09 AM
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HA HA HA! You had me there for a minute!!
Date Posted:11/16/2010 1:55 PM
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 Hee hee!
Cheyenne Goodwin
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Date Posted:11/16/2010 11:21 PM
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Anyone else got any good ghost jokes?
Date Posted:11/26/2010 11:00 PM
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Knock Knock...
Date Posted:11/27/2010 1:26 PM
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Who's there?
Date Posted:11/30/2010 8:23 AM
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Boo;-)

Date Posted:12/07/2010 4:00 PM
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 Hey, I know this one. boo hoo ;(

Cheyenne Goodwin
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Date Posted:12/09/2010 4:04 PM
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OK...OK...I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONE! hee-hee!
Date Posted:12/09/2010 6:12 PM
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