Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny and annoying.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send you a drink..

Wine

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends

White Zinfandel (Mateus Rosé has a similar market position in Europe)

Personality: Thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.

Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk.

Your Approach: You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just knows what happens here.