RE:Iser Public Health Promotion- Please list title and a couple key points
(Date Posted:05/19/2008 20:59 PM)
Title: Lyme Disease: It's Some Serious Poo
Main Points: (*=likely test questions??) *Most common tick borne illness in US Caused by B. burgdorferi (spirochete)
Only transmitted via tick bite!
*Doubled in incidence from 1991 to 2006
Divided into 3 stages (primary, secondary, tertiary like syphilis)
Erythema Migrans rash (bullseye rash) is characterisitic
Treatment is oral Amoxicillin or IV Rocephin
Can lead to serious chronic health problems if undiagnosed/undertreated
*Vaccine called LymeRix failed and was pulled from market in 2001 after 4 years of sales
*Chuck Norris once contracted Lyme Disease, but he was immediately cured when the infection realized it could not survive in such an inhospitable environment and fled the bloodstream by re- entering the tick. The tick was then immediately transported into another dimension when tiny "Charticles" (chuck particles) entered the tick's body and caused a cataclysmic rupture of the space- time continuum since only one being can be made of true charticles in any given universe. In his new universe, the tick grew a beard, added a headband, and went on to an illustrious career of ass- kicking UPN style.
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