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(Date Posted:05/16/2008 11:16 AM)

Week 4
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Swiss kid that should have been playing Cricket - "Hallo boys... thank you for giving me the opportunity to look stupid in front of my esteemed colleagues.  I love USA... I'm from Holland, isn't that weird?...., what's up with that tall guy with the bulging muscles, meine girlfriends said that his name was Douchebag?  can that be so?" 
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Covi's attention span in the outfield (internal voice)  - "Okay Jason, no outs and runners on 1B and 2B.  Let's get this done.  Come on Nick, throw a strike  for once in your life, would ya?  Man did you see that chick's dress in accounting today?  I don't think she was wearing any panties.  God I could go for an angus burger right now, I can smell them  grilling burgers at the little league field.  They smell pretty good but not as good as those sweet, juicy McD's burgers on a seseme seed bun with a side of  rings and a coke to wash it down.  Chipote tomorrow, don't forget...that blonde with the nice rack  works the 11-7 shift so I gotta get there around 1pm when the lunch crowd dies down then I can throw some serious  game at her.  Friday, chest day...lets go for 275 on incline.  Crap, how many outs were there?  OH CRAP...ball hit to my right!  Gregg's standing there not moving a muscle as usual so I gotta run.  Phew nice catch...probably the best catch I've ever made.  Okay now where were we?  The guy who wears the spaghetti straps at the gym  can spot us.....oh crap that's only  the first out and guys are running around the bases like madmen!  Throw it in!"
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 11:16 AM)

The Field Hockey Ball: "Hey New Guy, I've seen better arms on a chair!"
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Greco- "I dont like to go out with Covi. I have a secret cruch on him, and after a few drinks I might grab his junk and try to mug out with him"
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RE:Week 4
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Kid with our book - "YO I got yo round hockey puck now too bitches."
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RE:Week 4
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  barn on other side of park - "ha! not even close."
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 11:39 AM)

Covi and Toms lunch dates - "Its all about hamburgers, seltzer water and porn
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 12:28 PM)

Black Umpire: "I gotta take a shit, let me go in the woods. Oh shit, I live in the woods. I hope those white guys can't see me in here. And then when I'm done, I'm gonna go take a nap on my dirty Tempurepedic mattress I stole from Bob's. Just can't have sex on it."
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 13:44 PM)
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 13:48 PM)

PORK BELLIES! PORK BELLIES. LETS SHORT HIS PIG INTO FRIDAY!

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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 14:48 PM)

Toms Wife - "what are you doing home so early? Usually you stumble in at 2 am, knock over the lamp, piss the bed, and leave potato chips crumbs all over the place."
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 15:30 PM)

Newtown Flag Pole - "Nic, please don't hit me."
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RE:Week 4
(Date Posted:05/16/2008 16:27 PM)

Darien/Greenwich home prices - "you can't touch us"
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