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(Date Posted:2009/11/29 15:39)
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It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time,
but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

 ~ Will Durant
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2009/12/11 07:21)

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
  - Frank Zappa
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2009/12/11 22:10)

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. 
It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. 
But then, we elected them.
 - Lily Tomlin 


(Message edited by ToManyMadDogs On 2010/11/08 09:54)
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2009/12/11 22:20)

"Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated."

"It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
 - Will Rogers


(Message edited by ToManyMadDogs On 2009/12/11 22:22)
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2009/12/14 13:56)

"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."
Robert Anton Wilson
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/01/30 06:21)

''For NASA, space is still a high priority.'' ~ Dan Quayle
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/02/18 17:03)

Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
  - Ronald Reagan
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/02/27 20:44)

''Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.'' 
 ~ Will Rogers 
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/03/12 06:41)

''Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.''
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/05/13 03:33)

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. 
 ~ Bill Vaughan 
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/09/22 06:16)

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
  ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/11/04 13:44)

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
  ~ Winston Churchill
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/11/08 07:29)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.


 ~ Will Rogers

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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/12/15 16:18)

I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration.
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2010/12/23 22:01)

There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
  ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/04/15 09:53)

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read ''President Can't Swim''.
 
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/04/21 12:05)

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
  ~
Henry Kissinger
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/05/21 23:57)

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
 ~
Daniel J. Boorstin
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/10/10 15:55)


In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
 ~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/11/14 21:24)

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
  ~ Harry S Truman
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/11/15 15:59)

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. 
 ~
H. L. Mencken
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2011/11/24 18:18)

One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.
 ~ Robert Kennedy
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/04/21 11:23)

Democracy is the form of government that gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
  ~  James Russell Lowell
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/05/01 07:48)

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency,
even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

  ~  Ronald Reagan
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/05/31 07:01)

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
 ~
Aesop
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/06/09 10:55)

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
  ~  Charles de Gaulle

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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/08/31 13:57)

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
  ~  Emma Goldman
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/09/05 15:07)

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
  ~ 
Maureen Murphy
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RE:Politics
(Date Posted:2012/10/05 18:23)

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
  ~  Robert Louis Stevenson
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