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(Date Posted:2009/10/07 02:14)
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"The way taxes are, 
you might as well marry for love.
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 - Joe E Lewis
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2009/12/11 22:02)

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage 
- they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
 

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. 
I'd stepped in it a few times"


(Message edited by ToManyMadDogs On 2009/12/11 22:05)
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Posts:489
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2010/03/06 10:05)

''Winston, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee.''
''Nancy, if I were your husband, I would drink it.''
 ~ Conversation between Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill.
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Minion: ''Poor Master!''
Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2010/06/04 12:46)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
 ~ Jackie Mason
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Minion: ''Poor Master!''
Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2010/07/15 09:30)

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
 ~ Fred Allen
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2010/12/07 08:40)

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
 ~ Jack Benny 
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Minion: ''Poor Master!''
Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2010/12/09 04:35)

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
 ~ Jack Benny
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2011/01/28 17:33)

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
 ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2011/01/30 01:45)

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
  - Demetri Martin
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2011/10/24 05:26)

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2011/11/03 18:49)

Fall not in love,
therefore; it will stick to your face.

 -
National Lampoon
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2011/11/16 12:56)

People change and forget to tell each other.
 ~  Lillian Hellman
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2012/03/20 23:35)

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  ~  Lewis Grizzard
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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2012/04/22 11:22)

People change and forget to tell each other.
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Minion: ''Poor Master!''
Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2012/05/29 01:45)

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
 ~ George Burns
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Evil Incarnate: ''I feel very,very good.''
Minion: ''Poor Master!''
Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
-- Time Bandits (1981)

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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2012/09/01 10:39)

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
  ~  Billy Connolly

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Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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RE:Relationships
(Date Posted:2013/01/05 14:23)

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
 ~ Mitch Hedberg
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Evil Incarnate: ''I feel very,very good.''
Minion: ''Poor Master!''
Evil Incarnate: ''It will pass.''
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