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Re :   Mushoku Tensei (WN)

"Indeed, Philemon is the younger brother of Paul, and thus my uncle, but he will be killed by Ghyslaine later.
Since he’s an asshole to me, that won’t hurt."

 ~ Rudeus Greyrat

2017/07/27 02:55

Re :   Firefly (2002)

 "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters. And people who talk at the theatre." 
 - Shepherd Book: [Regarding Mal's new "wife"]

2017/05/09 16:39

Topic :   John Ringo

"It didn’t seem to be able to see. It might be able to regenerate eyeballs but it was covered in napalm. That generally cut down on that sort of thing."
  -  Monster Hunter Memoirs Grunge

2017/03/03 01:07

Topic :   Mushoku Tensei (WN

Indeed, Philemon is the younger brother of Paul, and thus my uncle, but he will be killed by Ghyslaine later. 

Since he’s an asshole to me, that won’t hurt.

 ~ Rudeus Greyrat

2016/07/25 18:15

Topic :   Gun Safety

I have a very strict gun control policy:
if there's a gun around,
I want to be in control of it.

 -- Clint Eastwood

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2016/03/26 07:35

Topic :   Sherlock (UK)

"I was a soldier. I killed peaole."
"You were a doctor!"
"I had bad days!"

 ~ S02E01 A Scandal in Belgravia

2014/05/27 09:16

Re :   Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

“Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.”
 ~ Albert Einstein

2014/01/22 04:37

Re :   Firefly (2002)

Mal: "Mercy is the mark of a great man."
[stabs Atherton Wing]
"Guess I'm just a good man."
[stabs Atherton Wing]
"Well, I'm all right."
 ~ Shindig

2013/10/02 04:07

Topic :   Firefly (2002)

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn:This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:Define "interesting".

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn:[deadpan]Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die
  ~ Serenity (2005)

2013/10/02 03:16

Re :   Condescension

Who included me among the ranks of the human race?
 ~  Joseph Brodsky

2013/06/23 12:33

Re :   Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
  --  Samuel Longhorne Clemens (Mark Twain)

2013/06/13 00:13

Topic :   Truth &/or Lie

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
  ~  Logan P. Smith

2013/03/22 00:56

Re :   Fame

We are all apt to believe what the world believes about us.
 ~ George Eliot

2013/03/08 08:36

Topic :   Bizarre Olympic Questions

+--------------- Bizarre Olympic Questions ----------------+   

Here are some of the questions that were asked of the Sydney   
Olympic Committee via their Web site, and the actual answers supplied where appropriate.  


Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)   
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed...   

Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or   
Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes?   
A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are   
being held in Sydney.   

Q: Do the camels in Australia have one hump or two? (UK)   

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female   
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)   
A: Yes. Gay nightclubs.   

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in   
Australia? (USA)   
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?   

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)   
A: Face North and you should be about right.   

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)   
A: Americans have long had considerable trouble   
distinguishing between Austria and Australia.   

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia,   
but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in   
trees. (USA)   

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)   
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.   

2013/03/03 21:54

Re :   Death

Life is a predicament which precedes death.
  ~ Henry James

2013/01/22 08:23

Re :   Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
   ~  Mark Twain

2013/01/05 14:26

Re :   Relationships

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
 ~ Mitch Hedberg

2013/01/05 14:23

Re :   Robert A. Heinlein

Never insult anyone by accident.
 ~ Robert A. Heinlein

2013/01/01 02:40

Topic :   Robert A. Heinlein

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
 ~  Robert A. Heinlein

2013/01/01 02:37

Re :   Chimpomatic (George W. Bush)

I'm an optimist because I believe that I'm right.
I'm a person at peace with myself.
It was our turn to face a serious threat to peace.

    --George W. Bush

Crawford, TX
talking with Spanish PM Jose Maria Aznar

2012/11/16 06:58

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